there once was an obese rock named Tar.

and he had a friend named frank who liked to hang out in the bar.

the rock was a looker

and frank was nothing more than a dirty dirty hooker.

they got together and made tons of babies

but the rock left frank to get his groove on with all the lovely ladies.

so the poor bastard children of franks

ran around town in worn flip flops and dirty tank-tops.

frank had to pay the mortgage, so he went to the club and picked up some whorage.

he got some terrible STI, and day by day he started to die.

so the children of his come up with a scam.

where they took there dad's organs and blended 'em into jam.

they sold the scrumptious product with a bow on the jar.

the people noticed bones in their jam, but thought it nothing bizarre.

soon frank had a lawsuit on his back from his children's oh so very deadly snack.

it turns out the franks organs were loaded with lead, and any one who ate them it was off with their head.

frank was hauled off to jail with his organs very few, when the children were questioned about the wrong doings they claimed them untrue.  

but they knew in their hearts all the wrong they had done, so they entered the special olympics and between them 84 gold medals were won.

-end.